|And I bleed for 7+ + days without dying|
Happy Mother's Day! Yeah- a couple of days early- but hey- isn't EVERY day Mother's Day? I mean- is there ever a day that you are NOT a mom once you grow those people and squeeze them out?
That said- if you are a mom you know very well what kind of havoc babies inflict on your body. Stretch marks, extra fat, saggy boobs, etc. Yeah, I am not sugar coating any of this because even you young hard body moms will soon show the wear and tear of pregnancy and birth- or at least I fervently hope you do.
So- once you are done birthing babies- what's the point of a uterus and ovaries? I mean- all they are good for after the fertile years"are developing the dreaded "lady problems", cysts, fibroids, gut wrenching cramps and the scene from Nightmare on Elm Street - you know the one where Johnny Depp gets sucked into the bed and the geyser of blood that erupts straight after-in your pants. I did say there would be no sugar coating right?
I would like to thank my uterus for housing three tiny humans safely and allowing me to have the most amazing job ever- raising them and being a mom. But bitch- I am DONE with you now. I am done with the pain, mood swings and supreme assholishness that I go through for at least 3 weeks a month. So- don't take this the wrong way- but I must end our relationship- and really- it's not me..it's you.